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cryaotic:

alostvagabond:

An excerpt from last night

Yes I am.

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daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen

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reverseracist:

shaylarosay:

 Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)

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handsdown the best version of diamonds ever yep nothing compares

Wow. I didn’t know she could actually sing.

"billy goat from Barbados" my ass 

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out-in-the-open:

Dean Winchester used to have fun showers. Now it’s all intense and shit.

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shesmyserenity:

This website is the reason I live

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daaes:

This one makes me laugh still:

[7/26/2014 1:53:44 AM] *** Missed call from Cryaotic. ***
[7/26/2014 2:02:45 AM] *** Missed call from Cryaotic. ***
[7/26/2014 2:07:22 AM] *** Missed call from Cryaotic. ***
[7/26/2014 2:07:25 AM] Cryaotic: Rude.
[7/26/2014 2:11:02 AM] Cheyenne Avila: I WAS COOKING
[7/26/2014 2:11:04 AM] Cheyenne Avila: I’M SORRY
[7/26/2014 2:11:06 AM] Cheyenne Avila: HOLD ON
[7/26/2014 2:11:10 AM] Cryaotic: Ruuuuuude.

#seankelly #storagehunters #selfie #fan #moment #camden #market

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

HE IS GROOT

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caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

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idk-is-this-real:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CAN’T BREATHE

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thequencher:

Is this prop hunt?

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